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FableAssassin Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:47 pm
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away
You'll laugh, only if you understand.
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Class teacher once said :
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
************************
once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."
************************
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
************************
dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
************************
it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
************************
teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
************************
"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
************************
My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
************************
"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
************************
"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
************************
LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
************************
Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
************************
Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
************************
"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
************************
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
************************
Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away
You'll laugh, only if you understand.
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IM NOT BAD AT ENGLISH
seanrya Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:51 pm
NO IM NOT BAD AT ENGLISH D:<FableAssassin wrote:you very bad at english
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Re: Killer English
hi8889 Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:39 pm
dude no offense ur a great legions player but a bad jokes person, 
i didnt even get this
i didnt even get this
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